Monday, March 8, 2010

Man Vs Women

This post is not sexist in nature and should be ingested in the spirit o fun

Well , lets loosen up a bit shall we ... as i have already told you working at the peaks exhausts you ... unless I have a sufficient driving force i'd rather not waste my time involving in intricacies .. .... not that i am not capable of doing it .... ( believe me i am...) buts its more fun to loosen up from time to time .....

From even when we were young ... you know inside your head we could make out that girlss were gross ..... aren't they not now (lolz) . Do you rember when you were a child a you puked at the sight of a smooch on TV . Well if u havent then u are pervert .....

Anyway going back why are girls so distinct from boys and seriosly i won't encourage any scientific comments .... this is psychology people .... Well speaking mostly subjectively .... leaving apart the continuation of secies non sense girls are just another fragment of society ... , not an insult ......

Let us look at a qualitative comparison of the growth and developement of their thinking style with typical man women behavior

Typical first grade behaviour

Male:
Boy 1 - Hey did u see that new Hot wheel toy man its out of this world.....
Boy 2 - I know and that race track soo coool.....

Female:
Girl 1 - Hey i want that new barbie doll
Girl 2 - Ya i have hair clips for her and a kitchen set (How pathetic is that?)

Typical Pre-teen behaviour

Male:
Boy 1 - Hey check it out the South africa v/s India match in that stadium
Boy 2 - Lets try to get the tickets

Female:
Girl 1 - Hey did u know about the sale in forum?
Girl 2 - 50% off on all clothes and accessories (Man, thats some nonsense)

Typical Teen behaviour

Male:
Boy 1 - Hey did u notice that hot new girl in bio class?
Boy 2 - Ya man i Think i'll ask her out

Female:
Girl 1 - Hey did u notice that hot new girl in bio class?
Girl 2 - Ya i think he'll ask her out....... (well that's close enough to similarity as it gets)

Typical Adult behaviour

Male:
Man 1 - I want those files in my office immediately
Man 2 - You can't order me around.....

Female:
Woman 1 - Hey do u kno wat happened to rachel's husband today ( this is reference to a daily soap ugghhh....)
Woman 1 - Ya i think he is cheating on her with Claire

Typical Wise behaviour

Male:
Gentleman 1 and 2 - I have had enough of this city life i wish to live in peace in some garden area with no noise
Lady 1 and 2 - I have had enough of this city life i wish to live in peace in some garden area with no noise

From the above brief overview we can conclude that men and women are far more similar when wisdom comes into play ........
Because wisdom is a combinig factor between man and women ..... where all differences are eradicated ...
but uptill that point the general behaviour has no match whatsoever except in times of teenage....
where there seems to be apparent wisdom ( i.e thought that they know it all....... don't deny it i am sure we have all had it)
Thus establishes the differences and simmilarities between men and women

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